Meat
I stared at the steaming pile of corned beef in front of me.
It wobbled gently from side to side from the force of its landing
Little bits of onion and tomato made it all the more vivid
I thought to myself, " This meat has issues"
And ate it anyway
Sometimes we are unable to resist pleasures of the flesh
Even if it has a neurotic pesonality
Or does that just make it more appealing on a very base level
Well atleast i didn't have to club it on the head and drag it cavewards
It slopped itself on my plate very compliantly
And i ate it with a fork, napkin tucked into my collar...very civilised
Almost civilised enough to disguise the primordial oozy nature of its appearance
Given a millenia or two it might have evolved into something sentient
Alas today i shall have to deal with dumb meat