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Friday, March 25, 2005

Long distance

Ostrich: Hey sam, howya doin'?
Sam: smashing
Ostrich: I hear there are 62 Mount Carmel girls going to chennai
Sam: Yippe! that's 124 flapping vulvas....

9 Comments:

At 2:03 PM, Blogger Kitten said...

LMAO.
Happy Easter, O!

 
At 9:55 PM, Blogger LiVEwiRe said...

OMG! You have absolutely NO filter! I LOVE it! :::wheeee:::

 
At 9:42 AM, Blogger Roger Stevens said...

Zappy Easter!

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger Anthony said...

:D

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger retarius said...

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At 4:22 PM, Blogger retarius said...

that is impressive, math right there on the spot. do vulvas really flap though?

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger Mint Chutney said...

OK...at the risk of sounding like a complete idiot: When I first read your post I thought it said uvula (the little piece of flesh which hangs at the back of your mouth that many mistake for tonsils). I then went to the comments and thought wow, people really find uvulas funny until, of course, I went back and reread the original post. Yeah, I'm an idiot.

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger Ostrich said...

Kitten- :)

Livewire- But i do have a rather nice set of teeth to strain plankton!

Roger- Hope you had a really good one. my best to your family

Anthony- Ditto!

REtarius- I do believe they can given the correct amount of vigorous jumping.

Mint Chutney- while Small tongue's can be interesting, I think the topic at hand generates more interest. Imagine dating where one aims to pleasure a uvula... wait a minute...

 
At 10:43 PM, Blogger transience said...

hahahahaha! on good days, i actually act like i am female. but i have never been considered a flapping vulva. i aspire to be a flapping vulva. that sounds like a gold standard, goddamnit.

 

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