Long distance
Ostrich: Hey sam, howya doin'?
Sam: smashing
Ostrich: I hear there are 62 Mount Carmel girls going to chennai
Sam: Yippe! that's 124 flapping vulvas....
posted by Ostrich @ 11:34 AM
Friday, March 25, 2005
Sam: smashing
Ostrich: I hear there are 62 Mount Carmel girls going to chennai
Sam: Yippe! that's 124 flapping vulvas....
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9 Comments:
LMAO.
Happy Easter, O!
OMG! You have absolutely NO filter! I LOVE it! :::wheeee:::
Zappy Easter!
:D
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that is impressive, math right there on the spot. do vulvas really flap though?
OK...at the risk of sounding like a complete idiot: When I first read your post I thought it said uvula (the little piece of flesh which hangs at the back of your mouth that many mistake for tonsils). I then went to the comments and thought wow, people really find uvulas funny until, of course, I went back and reread the original post. Yeah, I'm an idiot.
Kitten- :)
Livewire- But i do have a rather nice set of teeth to strain plankton!
Roger- Hope you had a really good one. my best to your family
Anthony- Ditto!
REtarius- I do believe they can given the correct amount of vigorous jumping.
Mint Chutney- while Small tongue's can be interesting, I think the topic at hand generates more interest. Imagine dating where one aims to pleasure a uvula... wait a minute...
hahahahaha! on good days, i actually act like i am female. but i have never been considered a flapping vulva. i aspire to be a flapping vulva. that sounds like a gold standard, goddamnit.
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