Steven Seagal's secret understanding
In almost every action movie, during the last epic battle, the hero always gets roughed up a bit before he finally vanquishes his arch nemesis and cronies. In everything from Star Trek to mortal combat, Time cop to Terminator, there's always a struggle to the finish. The Good guy gets bloodied and battered first and then inspired by thoughts of wronged mother/ master/sister/child/partner etc, makes a brilliant comback on his last store of adrenaline/hidden inner strength.
Except....
...in Steven Seagal Movies. He dispatches the first baddy with the same ease as he does the last tier ring leader. Without a hair out of place. All his films have an anti-climax final battle. Makes you wonder if he picks his movies based on the characters indestructability.
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I wonders why they didn't choose him to play Wolverine in X-men (instead of Hugh Jackman). Y'know, with invulnerability and all.
Nahh.. he just does it so he can get fans like you to notice is apparent indestructability ;)
Because Hugh Jackman is so much HOTTER! And doesn't have little piggy eyes!
Oh, how could you say that?
(Looks on accusingly with little piggy eys.)
:-D
PS: I don't even smoke. Anymore.
Oh Ostrich...you are SOOO right. Steven Segal isn't fugly by any means but Hugh Jackman is sooo much HOTTER! And that accent!!! Yum, yum...;)
i am not a fan of steven seagal at all. i think he is a horrible actor, and i don't think he is a good martial artist at all. he does not impress me one bit.
hey ostrich, i need your help. have you ever heard of a band called "lotela" or "lootella" or something similar. i think they sing in urdu, not sure. ring a bell at all? i want to buy a cd but i cant find them anywhere.
I guess you have to have an opinion about Stevan Seagal to respond to this post - which I don't have.
I quite like sea gals, though.
Hugh jackman by a mile....
Retarius, yes he does suck, thoroughly. I'm still not ure why vignesh thought i was a fan....brrr. And this Lothila thing i have heard of. Is this the act that did the *kiss kiss* song that holly valance ripped off? Will ionvestigate for you.
Roger, yes, sea gals are much more interesting. I agree.
Ostrich !! What is this ! No new posting for 5 days... Im waiting....
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