12 bar flues

Been away for a week. Drank a whole bottle of whiskey in chennai and developed rosy glow on nose. It was a wonderful beacon for tiny viruses with harmful intent. And as if that wasn't enough, there was a lighthouse by way of a perpetual cigarette dangling from my lips ala Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. Given the extreme thermo-shift and all these little road signs i'd put out for my virulent friend, he found me without any trouble. The efficient bastard. Makes me wonder why i drink.